happy halloween. we're horny. i'm different.

i came home today to a roommate on a couch. no one sits on the couches in this house. i asked him how he was. he said, "horny." i said to another roommate earlier that i was sad kristen had to go home, but i hadn't masturbated in four days, "so, yeah." later, a few of us were sitting in the kitchen talking about halloween and something about pissing in asses. another roommate, one with a girlfriend, walked in and asked how everyone was. "we're all horny."

i love having roommates most of the time. so far.

kristen came and went. i've been here three months or something and i am on my third-and-a-half job and i feel wildly different than before i left.

my best friends and i are branching off, moving in other directions, blah, blah. blah. becoming different people.

kristen's mom sent her a text while she was here that read, "don't stay there, you already know yourself." i laughed. touche' donna!

kristen also said, "you don't know how weird your best friend is until you're trying to describe them to someone."

my friend josh said to me the other day, "i can see you being a momma, but i sure can't see you havin' a husband!" when i told kristen about this, she confessed she had essentially said the same thing to someone about me.

yesterday, i joked that my new goal in life is to get knocked up on the colorado trail. "as long as it's not with some rando," said my housemate. "oh no. i know myself too well. that's exactly how it'll end up. i just hope it's not in the next six years, but i know it'll be a surprise. i mean, hopefully my kid will have a cool dad, but i'm not trying to shack up."

i don't know what i'm trying to say.

i have a lot of love for grateful dead fans. maybe i will have love for the grateful dead someday, but there are too many songs to listen to for me to ever be that knowledgeable.

i'm obsessed with astrology.

it's halloween and i don't want to get wild, but i do want to get drunk and eat all of phil's cookies and piss in his ass.